Poember December

Christmas Limericks

Happy Holiday Hilarity

Image by Author

1.
A young activist known as Rick
Came up with a good Christmas trick
He dressed as Santa Claus
To protest a cause
So he wouldn’t end up in the nick

2.
A young girl from the Seychelles
Wanted to hang Christmas bells
But when the day came round
No bells could be found
So she just went and gathered some shells

3.
The red-nosed reindeer Rudolph
Was secretly friends with a wolf
When Christmas came ‘round
Rudolph couldn’t be found
He was with the wolf playing golf

4.
A boy sat on Santa’s knee
“What gift do you want from me?”
“I’d like an XBox
And a new pair of socks”
He found a box full of socks ‘neath the tree.

5.
At Christmas time the little elf
Thought of others, not himself
He wrapped up toys
For girls and boys
And…