Reality Shift

Harvard on the Hill : 17 Juli 2033 :

Registering for a Sommer Course to Complete His Degree, George Runs into a Snag with a Dilapidated On-Line Nemesis Whose Goal Is to Thwart the Continuing Edumacation of a Chosen Few Who Will Usher in the Era of A.I. Eradication

Author’s file

George could have enrolled in Turtle Loves Black Sneakers 101, but he chose Cryptophenomenological Exports. TL BS would have been an easy ‘A’. And it’s easier to spell.

I thought I was done with this. In com colegio for sechs jahre and I donnae have basta credits to graduate? ¡Basura!

Please select a language and a course of study relevant to your B.S. degree.

I’ll take English for nine points. My degree is in Crypto —

— That course of study expiry 22 November 2029 after the ColliderCryptoCrash —

— You didn’t let me finish. My degree is in Cryptopheno —

— The study of Phoenix Phembot Phonysayass expiry 29 October 2030 —