You cannot buy the tickets online.
But, there is something very confusing that both of us don’t really know. Maybe you think that I’m an atheist (Yes, I’m and here’s why) and I’m writing as if I’ve experienced heaven.
NO, that’s not right. I’m just like you and everyone else in this world. You might be believing in god, I don’t believe in these god stories (but both of us don’t know a thing about this).
Ok? now let’s consider the stories. You believe the stories and I’ll help you plan with some stories I’ve heard.
Let’s compare the heavens
→ Some photos taken from the perspective on heavenly bodies (kind of),
Note : The designers and creative artists designed this concept of heaven and hell according to what they’ve created within the world of tom and jerry. For them, the bull dog is the Satan (I guess).
Also up above the sky looks great (so it’s called heaven), down below it’s hot (volcanic eruption proves that) so it’s hell (I’m just giving a bit of clarity).
Let’s compare the heavens!
because if the Muslim heaven is better than Hindu heaven, then I’d recommend you to convert so that you don’t have to miss the opportunity.
Hindu heaven should be nice, because I’ve heard in some videos that the cooking is nice (what else do a foodie need?). The speciality of Hindu heaven is that it looks great just like all other heavens.
With lots of beautiful trees, flowers, waterfalls (kinda anti-gravity) and everything that a fancy write could imagine. They even got a tree which will grant you everything you want.
The place is dope, because we have apsara’s (beautiful females) and Gandharva’s (hot males).
Lamborghini? like seriously! c’mon dude we have celestial vehicles which is totally out of the world, you can fly, drive or whatever you want and you get girls for company.
But, make sure you karma is great!
Of course, just like every other cool companies out there, heaven also has an interview process to clear. It’s very easy if you do good, and thankfully no one ever talked about reservations (doesn’t matter if you’re a member of parliament).
Also it seems like the Hindu heaven is luxurious just like every other heavens out there. Beautiful seats, beds, atmosphere, weather and almost everything is just perfect.
But hell? It’s full of fire and weird group of gangsters who would literally burn you out (that’s sad, after all Sweden focuses on rehabilitation rather than punishment).
So good food, good environment, good girls (ahem ahem), good vibes!
Note : You’re not supposed to share the pictures on Instagram.
I heard that their interview process is a bit more harder than other religions. Women and men are given equal respect (while you’re on the interview process) and if you’ve done something bad (if the book on her left hand is heavy), you’re fu###d up!
Hell boss, hell!
But they have a huge reward system in place (it’s huge, but not fancy for feminists) if you stay loyal to your wife (single wife, single. single.) you’ll get a whooping!
72 virgins in heaven!
Their sole job is to serve you and even some islamic professionals claim that women also gets something similar and equivalent as because women and men are considered equally in islam (not a joke, they do it internally).
But, still the ratio of 1:72 sounds like a huge population!
Apart from all these, you’ll be given an amazing palace, great customer service, super luxurious seats (not stitched by Ferrari leather experts though)and an amazing lifestyle.
But hell is not nice! NOT NICEEEE.
Did the laddu break?
This place seems kinda legitimate. I didn’t hear a lot about fancy vehicles, or a lot of girls to serve you up there. It’s kinda screw it, let’s do it thing.
If you do good, angels will pick you up (didn’t hear a lot about interview processes) and takes you to heaven where you might be able to enjoy a good time up there.
If your karma is bad, then Satans will take you to the downside and gives you punishments (let me know if I’m missing something) and that sounds like a plan isn’t it?
Choice is yours!
→ If you want to have great food and few good girls in company (with vehicles), then probably you should think about converting to Hindu and start doing good.
→ If you need 72 virgin girls and a luxury heaven lifestyle and a bunch of other rewards, you can become a muslim and start doing good.
→ If you just wanted to die and be in heaven (just heaven), convert to Christian and start doing good.
I personally go with the religion known as human, where the heaven and hell is right here, right now! It’s just my belief and I’m having a very good time in this beautiful heaven.
Exactly that’s what the designers of these heavens aim for (just like the designers in tom and jerry). Do good and earn great rewards, do bad things and you’ll die out of punishments.
But I still have a question!?
What am I gonna do with all these girls, all these foods, all these luxury when I don’t have a body ? because I left it here!