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A review of the latest Mortal Kombat movie.

Mortal Kombat 2021 movie poster (Source)

Spoiler Warning for Mortal Kombat 2021, but guys, seriously. Seriously.

I knew I needed this in my life since I saw the trailer in which Sub-Zero stabs a dude with a blood icicle.

And this isn’t the first time I saw a Mortal Kombat trailer and was like, “This is a movie that speaks with love to all the stupidest…




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Ariadne Schulz

Ariadne Schulz

Doctor of Palaeopathology, rage-prone optimist, stealth berserker, opera enthusiast, and insatiable consumer of academic journals.

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