How to Make Some Good Fuckin’ Pasta Sauce

Whether you’re a full-blooded dago or one of those medigans

If Italians are known for one thing, it’s a baffling compulsion to prop up fascist strongmen. If we’re known for another thing, it’s excellent food!

Now, what I’m gonna do right now is I’m gonna walk you through the whole process of making some authentic spaghetti…