Breaking News: Jell-O is good for you!

Pictured Above: Health food

This just in from Jell-O’s Twitter feed: “ With NO high fructose corn syrup & NO artificial sweeteners, it’s time for JELL-O Gelatin Snack Cups.”

So, there you have it! Logic follows that since there is no longer high fructose corn syrup OR artificial sweeteners, it is HEALTHY!

(However, this conclusion requires a degree of cognitive dissonance great enough to believe that both sugar and Red 40 are good for you)

Word is still out on if there will still “Always be Room” for this non-HFCS Jell-O

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