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Gatbezomusk be praised!

A prayer for late stage capitalism.

Photo by Drew Beamer on Unsplash

Yea, though I walk through the shadow of the valley of capitalism, I shall fear no evil for Gatbezomusk is with me.

Keepeth thee the fruits of mine labors for thou art blessed in the ways of finance and I am not worthy. Leadest me to green pastures blossoming with the faces of dead presidents. Let me toil and harvest and deliver to you…

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The political arena is a farce. You either choose to laugh at it, or you have to go mad. Parlor Tricks chooses to laugh. If we can’t get rid of fake news and propaganda, might as well make a mockery of it. Parlor Tricks publishes political and media satire on Medium.

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Russ Linton

Russ Linton

Nomad, science fiction author, former cryptocurrency miner, trailblazer. Find out more at https://www.russlinton.com

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