Gatbezomusk be praised!
A prayer for late stage capitalism.
Yea, though I walk through the shadow of the valley of capitalism, I shall fear no evil for Gatbezomusk is with me.
Keepeth thee the fruits of mine labors for thou art blessed in the ways of finance and I am not worthy. Leadest me to green pastures blossoming with the faces of dead presidents. Let me toil and harvest and deliver to you…