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How Donald Trump Eats His Breakfast

A true story of breakfast etiquette at the Mar-a-Lago Resort

Photo by Carl Campbell on Unsplash

It seems Donald Trump is taking his loss to Joe Biden very well. In case you couldn’t tell, that sentence was sarcastic. There are disturbing reports coming in from the Mar-a-Lago Resort from the staff. Some say Trump is barely clinging to his sanity. One anonymous…




The political arena is a farce. You either choose to laugh at it, or you have to go mad. Parlor Tricks chooses to laugh. If we can’t get rid of fake news and propaganda, might as well make a mockery of it. Parlor Tricks publishes political and media satire on Medium.

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Jay Sizemore

Jay Sizemore

Provocative truth teller, author of 19 poetry collections. Cat dad. Dog dad. Currently working from Portland, Oregon. Learn more at:

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