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Joe Biden Discovered Porn on Medium
An exclusive interview
You may have heard the news. Some big changes were just announced on Medium, and they are doing away with Medium-backed publications on the platform. Word is, this has to do with Joe Biden seeing his feed flooded with Erotica content, due to how the algorithm picks popular reading topics for new users.
I didn’t even know Erotica was that big on Medium. But apparently it is very popular.
What happened next is a wild story. To get the full scoop, we sat down with President Biden to hear his personal account of the situation.
INTERVIEWER: Good morning, Mr. President. First off, thanks for agreeing to speak to us today.
JOE BIDEN: Aw, heck. No problem, folks. You know me, I got nothing better to do right now. Just running the country and stuff.
INTERVIEWER: Haha. Right. No big deal. So, we hear you’ve shaken things up over at Medium headquarters. Seems like companies care about the leader of the free world being able to use their services without minor annoyances interfering with their experience. Care to tell us what happened there?
JOE BIDEN: Well, heh, I’m not sure if it was all me or not. I think Jill may have had something to do with it. When you get down…
