SATIRE
The Great Liberal Insurrection of 1999
When the Democrats fought to defend Bill Clinton’s honor
As shocking as the events were to witness on January 6th, 2021, this of course isn’t the first time in American history that the Capitol has been stormed by angry citizens. We are coming up on the 22 year anniversary of the Great Liberal Insurrection of 1999, when supporters of Bill Clinton refused to allow their great president to be dishonored by impeachment. Americans should never forget what happened that fateful day.
For months the Monica Lewinsky scandal had completely pervaded the news cycle. Fans and lovers of Bill Clinton were simply appalled that their political hero’s private life and dirty laundry were being aired for all to see on national television. Spurred on by the punditry of great liberal thinkers such as James Carville and Chris Matthews, the liberal elites decided they must act. They could not simply stand by and watch the greatest Democrat since Franklin D. Roosevelt be dragged through the mud of smut and yellow journalism.
Meeting up in online chatrooms via AOL and AOL Instant Messenger, which was largely unregulated, the liberal militia began to flourish and allow its roots to take hold in the college campuses and educational centers across the country, and then to spread to…
