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Why Should You Vote for Donald Trump?

A list of possible reasons to vote for the incumbent

You should vote for Donald Trump if you’re a racist. If you secretly wish you could call black people the N-word without repercussion. If you hold the view that BLM is a terrorist organization that is somehow trying to oppress white people. If you think all immigrants from Mexico are probably rapists and thieves…



The political arena is a farce. You either choose to laugh at it, or you have to go mad. Parlor Tricks chooses to laugh. If we can’t get rid of fake news and propaganda, might as well make a mockery of it. Parlor Tricks publishes political and media satire on Medium.

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Jay Sizemore

Provocative truth teller, author of 19 poetry collections. Cat dad. Dog dad. Currently working from Portland, Oregon. Learn more at: