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AMERICAN BASEBALL WATCH OUT!
Elon Musk and RFK Jr. Have Plans To Change Baseball Forever
Get ready for baseball’s strategic and uplifting reorganization
It didn’t take long at all for billionaire Elon Musk and Robert Fitzgerald Kennedy Jr. to come up with the newly formed DOGE’s (Department of Government Efficiency) first subdepartment — the Department of Professional Sports Reorganization Department.
The reason for the redundancy in the use of the word ‘Department’ in the name was explained by Musk when he said they were determined to “reorganize professional sports from beginning to end.” The other reason was that it made him just as giddy as hell to say it that way.
It was RFK Jr. who came up with the concept of it all; it was actually one of the first concerns he brought up with Trump when Trump picked him to run the Department of Health and Human Services. Kennedy has long noted how sports fans were typically people very devoted to their teams, with many highly emotionally invested in their team’s won/lost record.
He also knew — because he paid attention to studies relating to the overall health of groups — that sports outcomes are linked with the eating behavior of sports fans.