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Who Lies More — Women Or Men?
Men lie for sex. Women lie for money.
Listening to a male and a female arguing.
“Men tell more lies than women!” The female said. “And you don’t want me to go back to all of your lies because I remember all of them.”
Staring at her with a weird look of relief on his face, he admits, “We lie to get sex because if we tell you the truth, we would starve!”
“You lie about being single, being married, you lie about everything related to sex and relationships,” she recalls. “I have never met a male who wasn’t single.”
“I can’t deny that and am glad because most of the time, it works. But females’ lies are worse than ours,” he states.
“How are our lies worse than yours?” she demands.
“You lie to get out of sex with us and wonder why we lie to get sex from others,” he said, staring into her eyes.
“Because you can’t control yourself.”
“You lie by how you live, pretending to be what you are not.”
“Men do that too,” she quickly adds.
“You lie about having no children.”
“Men do that too.”
“But how can a female endure nine months of pregnancy, morning sickness, swollen feet, body…
