The True Ending of Humpty Dumpty
Humpty Dumpty Sat On a Wall
Humpty Dumpty Had A Great Fall
All The King’s Horse’s and All The King’s Men
Couldn’t Put Humpty Dumpty Together Again
Humpty Dumpty learned He Could Depend Only On Himself
He Learned He Did Not Belong Up High On A Shelf
He Stretched And Pulled And Doctored Himself Together
And Through This Process It Was Only He, That He Could Depend on Forever
Credit — original poem by Lewis Carroll
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