Dear ex-boyfriend,

A lot has changed since we last met. For starters, I now have friends, and depression and insomnia. They make for a manageable combination. I like particularly to keep the Aussie friends around for when I can’t sleep at 4am — the sound of keys clicking away at the keyboard on the other end of the phone makes for suprising ASMR.

Also, you’ll be dismayed to know that Im now more ‘radically’ left than you ever imagined, although, since being ‘radical’ today is the act of expressing rage through the full fury of the keyboard, I don’t think I meet required standards. I merely attack unsuspecting…