50 Things That Are Better Than Other Things

(Please feel free to start a flame war in the responses. Stuff like this is what the Internet was MADE for)

  1. Crunchy peanut butter is better than creamy
  2. Good art is better than good SEO
  3. Love is better than lust
  4. Experience is better than knowledge
  5. Education is better than school
  6. Sprints are better than sits
  7. Work is better than talent
  8. Reddit is better than 4Chan
  9. Medium Series are better than Snapchat Stories
  10. Quora is better than ALL OTHER Q&A sites
  11. Crunchy Cheetos are better than puffy
  12. Chamber of Secrets is better than Prisoner of Azkaban
  13. Tater tots are better than french fries
  14. Guacamole is better than no Guacamole
  15. Almond Joys are better than Mounds
  16. Hope is better than cynicism
  17. Teavana is better than Starbucks
  18. Dogs are better than cats
  19. Rock is better than scissors (heh.)
  20. Medium Series are also better than Instagram Stories
  21. Art is better than applause
  22. Summer is better than winter
  23. Influence is better than status
  24. Waffles are better than pancakes
  25. Piano is better than guitar
  26. The violin is better than both of those things
  27. Transparency is better than tricks
  28. Anything is better than using a freaking pop up to try and trick people to joining your email list are you kidding me with this like what if I’m on my phone then I have to have the accuracy of a ARMY SNIPER to hit the stupid “X” or maybe I’ll just leave your page forever how about that?
  29. Anything is also better than Walmart
  30. Bacon, however is better than almost anything
  31. Coffee is better than tea
  32. Bing is better than Google
  33. Joking about search engines is better than pretending anyone but Google has a reason to exist
  34. Paying respect to design is better than a massive blunder on a world stage.
  35. “Has-been”s are better than “Could-Have-Beens”
  36. Flying is better than driving
  37. The heart is better than the brain
  38. Books are better than movies
  39. Movies are better than television shows
  40. (But while we’re on the subject, How I Met Your Mother is better than Friends)
  41. Money management is better than money
  42. Sunrises are better than sunsets
  43. Self-assurance is better than jealousy
  44. Humility is better than hubris
  45. Busy is better than bored
  46. Finished is better than flawless
  47. Decisions are better than doubt
  48. Faith is better than fear
  49. You are better than you think you are, and
  50. A world with you is far better than a world without.