4 nominal limericks

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There once was a girl named Louise
Who peed whenever she sneezed.
This got her pants wet,
Which made her upset,
And when it was cold she would freeze.

There was a young fellow named Bob.
He was nice, but a horrible slob.
He loved to eat corn
Both at night and by morn.
But he littered the floor with his cobs.

There once was a blacksmith named George
He loved to eat — he would gorge.
You might think he’d be fat
But he wasn’t that.
Because he worked it off at the forge.

And then there’s the woman named Sue.
There was nothing that she wouldn’t do.
She’d jump from a plane
Or unclog a drain.
Oh? Did you think I meant screw?