All I Want For Christmas

…is a boat as old as me

Breezing Up, A Fair Wind, by Winslow Homer

Because no one apart from me turns up on time these days I spend a lot of time waiting on my lonesome in bars looking at my phone while pretending to be someone with a lot of friends and an important life and that’s how I stumbled across a report about a lunatic who last weekend spent $50 million on a used Ferrari. Well, a 1962 Ferrari 250 GTO to be precise. It was sold by a…