5 Astounding Reasons You Will Love a Cheagle
Born amidst a vile crew he rose to claim a vaunted scepter
I acquired Tom Boogus as a five-week-old pup while in the grip of a fostering madness. We kept him although he cannot be trained, will not listen, and devotes all of his significant intellect to doing the opposite of what you want. We love him although he is a card-carrying, dyed in the wool Cheagle. You can learn to love the Cheagle too for I have found 5 reasons, the number favored by Thoth of Egyptian fame.
They are Designer Dogs Like Your Cockapupherd
It was the end of the month and Dewey from Angier had run out of Oxies. Feeling a bit peckish he took a couple of Xanax bars and smoked some crystal, then headed out back to sit on the tire pile and try to get some action on the cell phone. He kicked open the screen door and Ozzy Osbourne his Chihuahua scampered out.
Ozzy was elated to get out of all the piss and sweat smells and raced for a Bojangles bag next to Highway 42 that still had a few limp hush puppies and chicken scraps. After dining he smelled something even better.
The beagle didn’t have a name but lived happily with her pack in the fenced yard behind the old Simpkins place. Simp Junior had jumped in the ATV and taken the rest…
