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To: My Master

FROM: Ruff

RE: Why I sleep so much

DATE: Dogs don’t recognize dates

You want to know why I sleep so much? Because there’s nothing to do. You play with me for like three seconds a day. The cat hates me and won’t do anything with me. The hamster is in a cage and I can’t get…