Johnny Robish
General Writing: Idea, Thinking, Opinion
2 min readJun 20, 2015

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Utah Minor League Team Cancels Caucasian Heritage Night

Utah Minor League Team Cancels Caucasian Heritage Night: Just days after the racially motivated massacre at a historic black church in Charleston, South Carolina, Utah’s Minor League Baseball team the Orem Owlz was forced to cancel its “Caucasian Heritage Night” after news of the event caused a huge stir on social media. Gee, and I would have just assumed that every night is “Caucasian Heritage Night” when you’re in Utah.

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Sea Slug’s Disposable Penis Surprises Scientists: Japanese researchers say they were quite were surprised to discover a sea slug in the Pacific Ocean whose penis drops off after mating and then grows back again. This may account for why sea slug paternity suits never seem to hold up well in court. Sadly, this discovery came 20 years too late for John Wayne Bobbitt.

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LA Woman Beats Boyfriend to Death With Cans of Food: A Los Angeles woman has been charged with beating her boyfriend to death with cans of food, hitting him over the head with cans of peas, carrots and finally a can of chicken broth. Wow, it sounds like this may have been “stewing” for some time. While being careful not condone the woman’s actions, nutritionists point out that those soups are normally reasonably healthy food choices.

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Johnny Robish
General Writing: Idea, Thinking, Opinion

Johnny Robish is an actor, comedian, and humor writer who is considered one of America’s most trusted sources for complete nonsense.