30 Coping Strategies for Hulu’s 90 Second Ad Breaks

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Swipe twenty profiles on Tinder.
Play three Itunes samples of songs.
Write a concise 45 word email.
Check the balance of one credit card.
Undergo a seventy-five second existential crisis.
Use the restroom and wash one hand.
Order two items off Postmates.
Meet the Postmate guy outside and run back inside.
Contemplate buying Hulu Premium.
Read two synopses of the episode you’re watching.
Fold four pieces of clothing.
Wash the upper half of your body.
Recite the Pledge of Allegiance One and a Half Times.
Clip 7 of your toenails.
Memorize the ads and recite them fluently.
Do 8 Push ups.
Check three shelves of the fridge.
Write one 101 character Tweet.
Have a one subject phone conversation with mom.
Sing the first verse and chorus of “Hotel California”.
Pluck one eyebrow.
Brush your upper teeth.
Walk your dog two houses down.
Use a magic eight ball four times.
Make six Rubix Cube moves.
Do an eighty-five second guided meditation.
Check three of your ex’s Instagrams.
Read one page of Harry Potter.
Download an Ad Blocker.
Switch to Netflix.