A List of Items You Should Renew now that Spring has Arrived!

Driver’s License

Passport

AAA

Costco

Wardrobe: Buy some new trends for Spring and start to forget about those Winter blues!

Gym Memberships: You really did plump up .Those winter pounds aren’t going to melt away on their own!

The first 10 layers of your skin: You look tired and old. Renew baby, renew!

Wedding Vows: Might as well recommit to being miserable and in debt together while your skin is looking good and you’ve been working out!

Subscriptions: Remind your parents, siblings, and neighbors to pay for Hulu, Netflix, and HBO GO so you can continue to watch your favorite shows as you come to realize that you have full on depression and not just Seasonal Affective Disorder! Spring has Sprung!