A Special Message From Sally Struthers*

E.R. Ellsworth
Pickle Fork
Published in
1 min readFeb 6, 2018

Do you want to write for Pickle Fork? Sure, we all do.

Do you have something funny, satirical, strange or absurd to say? Maybe you’re just dying to make an obscure reference to a commercial you saw in the 90s. Maybe the illuminati have demanded you start a humor blog or they will make nuggets out of your pet chicken. We’ve all been there.

Well I have good news!

Now it’s easier than ever to become a writer on Pickle Fork, Mediums 257th fastest growing publication!

Just leave a comment or private note on this post and I will add you as a writer.

Then you can unleash Hell! And by that I mean you can submit your stories.

*Sally Struthers has not approved this message.

Clap if you are Sally Struthers.

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E.R. Ellsworth
Pickle Fork

Co-creator of The Black Suit of Death, not a shill for the Illuminati. https://erellsworth.com