Beer for Left-Handed People
Drink Leftsky. Because left-handed people are people, too.
For too long, the beer industry has ignored left-handed drinkers in favor of the more numerous and culturally dominant right-handed folks.
Is it easier to brew beers targeted to right-handed people? Yes, it is. Does that mean everyone should do it? Certainly not.
Until now, brewers have gone for the laziest cash grab, ignoring the fact that lefties deserve a meaningful drinking experience just as much as righties. Maybe more, because they’ve been neglected for so long.
Well, we’ve set out to fix that.
Our company is proud to announce the Leftsky, the very first beer created with left-handed drinkers in mind. No longer do you have to sit awkwardly at the bar with all your wealthier and more attractive right-handed friends, watching as they drink with ease and wondering when your time will come.
Your time has arrived.
The Leftsky is harvested from hops on the underutilized, left side of the hops field, with a smooth aroma only left-handed people will truly appreciate, because it’s…
