Conversations Between Me, Myself and I…
Internal Dialogues In My Head!
Brain : You can’t keep doing this to me…
Me: What’s that?
Brain: Depriving me of sleep!
Me: Yeah yeah… tell me something I don’t know!
Brain: No! Seriously… I’m not a computer! Even your computer gets more rest than me. You’re going to regret not letting me sleep and recuperate.
Me: Would you just shut up already?! I’m reading.
Brain: You have to get your kid up for school and you are a bitch when you’re tired! You know it! I know it! Hell, everyone around you knows it!
Me: THIS IS MY TIME!!! Just shut up. I don’t get much time to do what I WANT!
Brain: Okay… But you know what?! I’m gonna have to teach you a hard lesson soon!! And you will regret not listening to me.
Me: Oh yeah? What’s that? What are you going to do? Shut down?
Brain: Maybe… I’m not telling… It’s a surprise!
Me: Oh brother… Spare me the drama!
Brain: I’ll give you drama… And you will rue the day!
Me: God help me!
Brain: You will be begging God for mercy when I’m done with you!
