Good Naber

A collection of short poems by Senator Chuck Grassley

Haver of Potatoes
Sep 8, 2018 · 2 min read
Image credit: Glenn Fawcett, via Wikimedia Commons

History Channel I

Just love history.
So occasionally I turn
to history channel.

“mud cats”

when wi they put history
back on the channel


Dairy Queen I

Windsor Heights Dairy Queen
is good place for
u kno what


Public Tours

Whoever monitors twitter
at WH for businessman
president Trump

“when is WH going to be opened
for public tours?”
Mrs G wants to know


Spilled Milk

EPA is surrendring.
no more crying ovr”splilld milk”
EPA no longer including dairy far$mer
undr petroleum spill Rules
commonSense prevails


History Channel II

Just tuned to History channel.
Once again no history


No Problem

Evrybody asking how
Romney”relates”to
avg person

Me thinks”no problem”
but if so I hv answer
“just lv starch out of shirt”


Dairy Queen II

At Hy-Vee Classic bb games
sitting near couple

who owns the Dairy Queen
in Windsor Heights

where I go for
you know what.

Yum.


Good Naber

Work on farm Fri.

Burning piles of brush
WindyFire got out of control.

Thank God for good naber
He help get undr control
PantsBurnLegWound


History Channel III

This is not abt History Channel
not having history.
It’s that I don’t like
new ticker format onFNC
CANT READ
CNN is my favor tickerREADABLE


Accountability

Whoever monitors twitter
at WH for President Trump

read my previous 2tweets
and hv this businessman understand

TRANSPARENCY=ACCOUNTABILITY


Butter Cow

Second day at the IA State Fair.
Famous butter cow:
if u don’t believe it just ask me.


History Channel IV

I shld not give up.
Staff just notified me
there is some history on
History Channel
So I’m watching

Go there quickly


McDonald’s

Stopped at McDonalds
for a milkshake.

Couldn’t find a Dairy Queen
in this part of DSM.


Josh

At rally I had great opportunity
for hour visit w Josh Romney
middle son of Mitt

he is good rep for Dad
bc he is just
very ordinary


History Channel V

There is history
on the History Channel
rite now

Tune in
before they go to
swamp man


Dairy Queen III

I’m at the Jefferson Iowa DairyQueen
doing “you know what” !!!


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