IHOP Changes Its Name to IHOB: Speculation On What The “B” Could Be
International House Of Burritos
Burritos are basically folded pancakes with less sweetener and more fillings. It’s a easy transition that most can get behind.
International House Of Bacon
They are shunning vegans and going whole hog (literally) into bacon-based gastronomy. You want a bacon sandwich? They’ll have it! A bacon mousse? Easy. Bacon foam? It’s already on the table, sir.
International House Of Balloons
Up was a great success and there is research to suggest that helium makes you hungrier. That study was funded by Big Pancake, but still…
International House Of Bros
Wanting to provide a safe spot where dudes can be dudes, the IHOP bravely changed its name in support of those men who need it least. Now boys can enjoy their man-mosas and crepes without the interference of women.
International House Of Bondage
Since the chain had been so popular with middle-aged women from middle America, they the 50 Shades of Grey series, popular with the demographic, and are determined to give your taste buds all they can handle.
