Ivanka Trump Fashion Jewelry: My Privilege, My Power Collection

Lauren Morris
Pickle Fork
Published in
2 min readJun 5, 2018

Drop Earrings: These gold plated drops with cubic zirconia and milky glass are a welcome addition to any woman, who is complicit in aiding the most corrupt executive branch in modern history’s, wardrobe. Their chic sensibility and refined aesthetic go from office to a girls night out. You really need that night out! The kids have been just unbearable lately and finally, you found a sitter. Those parents whose kids were whisked away by ICE in the middle of the night just don’t get it!

The Cutout Stacking Ring Set: Versatility and solution-focus are always on our mind. In fact, it takes up so much of our brain space that we are oblivious to our privilege and the immigration policies of this administration. You’ll want to wear these photogenic rings when you hug your own child and post it on Instagram. It says to parents who don’t even know where their kids are, “hey look at me, I only solution-focus on issues that make me comfortable”.

Crystal Bib Necklace: Yes that’s right, this necklace resembles a child’s bib! Like the one you put on your own child, oh wait, that’s right, this administration has lost your kid! Eh, what can you do? We guess this necklace is best worn by women who work in the White House and spend their days brand building and confirming Melania still exists.

Cuff Bracelet: Silver bracelet enhanced with cubic zirconia and faux pearls and big enough to resemble handcuffs. These handcuffs should be used to make a statement about the institutionalized shackles people of color still face in this nation. Instead, you will take it to mean you are handcuffed by fake news and engrave it with this statement: Being Called a Feckless C*nt is Exactly the Same and Even Worse than Comparing a Black Woman to an Ape.

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Lauren Morris
Pickle Fork

I write comedy when my life has seen tragedy. The next chapter in my life is blank and it’s time to fill the pages. You can find more at www.laurenhasthree.com