Other Names for Monsters
If we don’t call Brock a rapist, then lets give others a break too
The PR firm that represents Brock the rapist has insisted that we refer to him as the Stanford University swimmer. Seeing the success of this method, other notorious figures flock to the same company in hopes of having a better public image. Here are some of their top clients along with the proposed titles that they plan to promote.
Hitler- WWI Veteran
Ted Bundy-Broken-hearted man whose mother betrayed him
Dracula-Alternative Diet promoter
Zeus: The Mischievous creator of life
Voldemort: Self-made, former orphan, wizard
Evil Mother in Hansel and Gretel: Mother and proponent of detachment parenting
Stephen Miller: Unyieldingly focused immigration planner
Crocodiles: The champion of evolution
Countess Elizabeth Bathory: Early beauty influencer
Jack the Ripper: Quick-witted police tester
Satan: Former angel and human-Sympathizer
The company is still hungry for more clients. If you know of any monsters that need better PR, feel free to mention them in the comments below.
