Podcast Ideas I’ve Pitched In Blackouts

-let’s talk about cheese for four hours, but the twist is, that’s the TITLE

-a podcast about where we talk about French cheeses called “STINKY¨

-a podcast where we eat cheese and talk about our childhoods

-a podcast called “cheese forgive me,” where we eat cheese, FART and apologize to each other afterwards

-a podcast where we talk to celebrities with IBS

-a podcast called double double toilingoscopy and trouble where we talk to witches with colon cancer

-podcast where we interview politicians who’ve crapped themselves

-podcast called porta-NAUGHTY, where we interview drug addicts who’ve fucked in porta potties at music festivals

-podcast about toilets the history of toilets, and get this, we HOST it, while we’re ON the toilet

-a podcast where we discuss different Scorsese scenes that happened ON the toilet, but here’s the twist…we don´t know any

-a podcast where we watch Raging Bull over and over but ONLY while we’re peeing

-a podcast where we watch Kubrick films but ONLY while we’re edging

-a podcast where we watch Lars Von Trier movies and then threaten to kill ourselves but right at the very end of the podcast we do not

-podcast where we drink very heavily and nothing more

-podcast where we discuss different types of liquors

-podcast where we interview sober celebs try to get them to drink

-podcast where we dismantle the D.A.R.E. program

-podcast where we try cocaine

-podcast where we take shrooms and take a look at some dog Instagrams

-podcast about loving dogs

-podcast about having sex with you but the trick is we don’t do a podcast we just have sex

-podcast where we discuss what we like about each other and then turn off the podcast recording to have sex

-podcast that’s just a recording of us having sex

-podcast where we watch a video of us having sex while we actually have sex

-a podcast about starting a podcast

-a podcast on the merits of collaboration and partnership in the comedy community

-a podcast about get this, the comedy scene in NY

-a podcast where we talk about starting a podcast, but then end up talking about cheese

-a podcast where we realize that cheese really IS the only thing worth doing a podcast about

-a podcast called and I’m serious about this one, “cheese podcast”