QUIZ: Are You The Seinfeld?

Are you the title character from NBC’s “The Seinfeld?” Do you live in The Apartment in The New York City and make Laughs? Find out below!

Question One: What is the most difficult part of being The Seinfeld?

A: Refraining from carnal pleasure in the form of manual masturbation and chronicling the struggle with my peers, who also deprive themselves of the pleasures of the flesh.

B: “Hey lady!”

C: This city, ain’t it?

Question Two: Who is your favorite friend?

A: Kreemer, The Intruder

B: Mr. Georges, The Complainer

C: Julia Louis-Dreyfuss, The Julia Louis-Dreyfuss

Question Three: Keith Hernandez is dead. What must you do?

A: Blame his demise on Newman and say nothing as the hangman ties the noose.

B: Dress him in ladie’s garments and disguise him as Mr. George’s new girlfriend, Garf.

C: Chat with Jay Leno.

Question Four: The Soup Salesman, That Nazi Himself, is on his deathbed. What are your final words to him?

A: “Death is at the doorstep. Make peace with your demons, lest they follow you to the blackness.”

B: “We were enemies in life and we shall be enemies in death. I will hunt you to Heaven and Hell. This is for Kreemer, The Intruder.”

C: “Schloop.”

Question Five: Who was the best guest star on NBC’s “The Seinfeld?”

A: Aileen Wuornos

B: Karl Malone’s corpse

C: Bryan Cranston

Are you ready for The Answer!? It turns out…you are The Seinfeld! We are all the Seinfeld. The Seinfeld is us. We are on The NBC. We are weeknights at 8. We are.