The Fantastic, Futuristic Fantasy Fiber

This post is from a writing prompt I posted in my Promptly Inspired post. The prompt was “make me want to buy….dryer lint”. I decided that in order to have anyone else want to write something from such an odd prompt, I should try to do it myself. This is the result.

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, are you in need of that one magical element that can fix nearly everything in your home?

Need filling for all those stuffed animals, laying half limp, around your house?

Got a favorite sweater that needs a small patch made from similar materials?

How about a cost effective way to insulate the pipes in your home?

Well, have I got a deal for you. Introducing the fantastic, futuristic fantasy fiber; Drior Lynt. The do-all see-all product that has over 6 and a half uses around your home.

Drior Lynt is blend of cotton/polyester/microfiber that comes in a wide variety of colors, including Ohshitredshirtinwhiteload Pink and Unknownshadeofwtf Green. We even offer a specialty fur blend in our Omgisthecatbald Persian line.

So order now and we’ll send you not one, but two letter sized manilla envelopes filled with Drior Lynt, all for the low price of $19.95 (plus s&h). That’s enough to do the underside of one whole bathroom sink or restuff 2 small decorative pillows.

Drior Lynt, the fantastic, futuristic fantasy fiber that every family needs. Order yours today.