The Teahadist Bill of Whites (Rights)

Study It Out

First Amendment: My God can beat up your God.
Second Amendment: Guns.
Third Amendment: Never heard of it.
Fourth Amendment: Handcuffs the police when they go out to protect freedom from brown people.
Fifth Amendment: Mobsters.
Sixth Amendment: Never heard of it.
Seventh Amendment: Avoiding jury duty is my right as an American.
Eighth Amendment: Now you’re just making shit up.
Ninth Amendment: Is this going to be on the test?
Tenth Amendment: State government rules, federal government drools.