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Stick a Fork in it

Stick a Fork in it

Pickle Fork is done.
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E.R. Ellsworth
When I forged the coffee stamps on my frequent visitor card, it was an act of civil disobedience

When I forged the coffee stamps on my frequent visitor card, it was an act of civil disobedience

I read part of Walden and watched Fight Club five times and I believe it is my civic duty to forge the last three stamps on my frequent…
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Malia Gillette
a candidate

a candidate

a poem
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antoinette nevitt
Irrelevant Perspectives (№22)

Irrelevant Perspectives (№22)

cartoon by Matthew de Lacey Davidson
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Matthew de Lacey Davidson
To Each According to Their Ledes

To Each According to Their Ledes

The Crisis of Online Humor-Writing and a Call to Action
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J.P. Melkus
A few high concepts for 4/20

A few high concepts for 4/20

In honor of America’s favorite unsanctioned holiday, I figured I’d do a little free writing today.
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E.R. Ellsworth
How I Achieved Inbox Zero in My (Former) Job and Completely Changed My Life!

How I Achieved Inbox Zero in My (Former) Job and Completely Changed My Life!

Monday morning, I turn my computer on, and there it is. 137 NEW unread emails! I know, we’ve all been there. But here’s the thing: I’m not…
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Sebastian SD
Rudy, the Red-faced Blame Sneer

Rudy, the Red-faced Blame Sneer

You know scandals: There’s Johnson, and Clinton, and Nixon
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Christyl Rivers, Phd.
Can we talk?

Can we talk?

Warning: this is a rant
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Sherrye Richardson
A Day in the Life of an Office Pug

A Day in the Life of an Office Pug

Dear reader, please allow me to take you along the daily adventure that is my life as a resident office pug. My name is Wallace, although…
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Dakota Montgomery
“You Sinner!”

“You Sinner!”

An example of the Law of Unintended Consequences
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Ed Newman
Movie Review: Doctor Sleep (2019) (Which, Yes, Is The Year It Came Out, But Also The Number Of…

Movie Review: Doctor Sleep (2019) (Which, Yes, Is The Year It Came Out, But Also The Number Of…

BEWARE: SPOILERS FOR DOCTOR SLEEP (AND ALSO… RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED REINDEER)
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Mike Range
Can We Please Think of the Billionaires?

Can We Please Think of the Billionaires?

The Burden of Having So Much Money
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Jeff Barton
An Open Letter To The Yoga Guru That Stole My Parking Space

An Open Letter To The Yoga Guru That Stole My Parking Space

You seem centered. Pfft, self-centered.
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Malia Gillette
I’m dressed in a law suit

I’m dressed in a law suit

line stolen from Eminem
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Andrey Anisimov
The Longterm Consequences of Peeing on Your Owner’s Clothes

The Longterm Consequences of Peeing on Your Owner’s Clothes

My cat opens up in an article submitted to Medium. I didn’t even know she owned a laptop.
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Rach
Perspective

Perspective

Does ‘the universe’ know, or care, what we think?
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Adam Millett
Her Haste is Making Waste

Her Haste is Making Waste

Sometimes a snail’s pace is better in this fast paced world
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Christina Barber
The United Nations Response to Overwatch

The United Nations Response to Overwatch

A Model UN exercise with a Chinese Middle School Class
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Jordan Fraser
Guy Fawkes, What Have you Done to me?

Guy Fawkes, What Have you Done to me?

I was minding my own business When this woman made this Remark about toxic masculinity.
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E.R. Ellsworth
I Sleep With My Enemy Every Night But I Won’t Let Him Kill Me.

I Sleep With My Enemy Every Night But I Won’t Let Him Kill Me.

Now it’s time to put my life and my bed in order.
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Anne Bard
A Natural Born Plant Killer’s Guide to Houseplants

A Natural Born Plant Killer’s Guide to Houseplants

“Un-killable”? We’ll see about that.
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Kayla Hanson
Happy Frickin’ Birthday! Love, Your Body

Happy Frickin’ Birthday! Love, Your Body

A poem for people who grow older every year
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Courtney Christine Woods
I Definitely Don’t Notice That High-Pitched Buzzing Noise In My Office

I Definitely Don’t Notice That High-Pitched Buzzing Noise In My Office

I can’t hear the banging and clanking, either. Or the train.
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Molly K. Mitchell
Historical U.S. Events (As Modern Text Logs)

Historical U.S. Events (As Modern Text Logs)

“You said you’d text when you landed”
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Ben Kissam
Our Luxury Train Has A ‘No Train-Top Chases’ Guarantee

Our Luxury Train Has A ‘No Train-Top Chases’ Guarantee

Dramatic tension on the roofs of our train cars is strictly prohibited.
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r.j. kushner
Halloween Horror At Your Door

Halloween Horror At Your Door

It’s Halloween, camp kiddies, get ready to scream
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Christyl Rivers, Phd.
Boundary-pushing Silicon Valley Innovations in 2024

Boundary-pushing Silicon Valley Innovations in 2024

From Airbnb’s annual contracts to Uber’s permanent drivers
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Sebastian SD
I don’t give a rat cheese

I don’t give a rat cheese

I caught a rat masturbating in my closet.
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Andrey Anisimov
Everyday Upgrade

Everyday Upgrade

a data update from the future
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LB
New PC Terms for Old Mental Illnesses

New PC Terms for Old Mental Illnesses

Are you schizophrenic or merely conceptually famous?
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Malia Gillette
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