Likely Reasons That Person Was Rude to You

There’s a 99% chance it was one of these

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Their pants are too tight.
But their underwear is too loose.
So they’re stuck with an inoperable wedgie.

Someone smiled at them, but their eyes didn’t crinkle.
So they don’t know if it was a fake smile or Botox.
And that really bugs them.

While driving, they remembered they’d forgotten to brush their teeth.
Last night they ate garlic bread.
Now they’re late for a dentist appointment.

Someone attractive caught them singing to Milli Vanilli at the grocery store.
This stranger told them it was “rain”, not “pain.”
Nothing in life makes sense anymore.

They finished bingeing their favorite series.
Now they have no plans for the weekend.
Their birthday is on Saturday.

Someone finished the cereal they looked forward to eating for breakfast.
But they left the empty box in the cabinet.
They know they should, but they just can’t shake the disappointment.