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  • Dating Profile of a Guy Who Prunes Trees Next to Power Lines

    Dating Profile of a Guy Who Prunes Trees Next to Power Lines

    Save the cats! Kill a tree!
    Go to the profile of Emily DeFreitas
    Emily DeFreitas
    Mar 20
    Sick Burns From My Toddler

    Sick Burns From My Toddler

    Baby insults can be brutal
    Go to the profile of Amarie Skrzyp
    Amarie Skrzyp
    Jan 11
    AI Roadtrip Companion That Sounds Just Like Your Dad

    AI Roadtrip Companion That Sounds Just Like Your Dad

    It knows just what to say on your drive
    Go to the profile of Jennifer Haubrich
    Jennifer Haubrich
    Nov 7, 2024
    Haunted Houses For The Modern Woman

    Haunted Houses For The Modern Woman

    Forget Pennywise and Jigsaw, these scenarios are truly horrifying
    Go to the profile of Stephanie D. Rondeau
    Stephanie D. Rondeau
    Oct 31, 2024
    I Am the Tone of Your Voice When You Say Bingo

    I Am the Tone of Your Voice When You Say Bingo

    I am better than you — you know it, I know it
    Go to the profile of Jim Mercurio
    Jim Mercurio
    Oct 29, 2024
    Dear Room 703: Yes, Our Family Has Checked in to Room 803

    Dear Room 703: Yes, Our Family Has Checked in to Room 803

    We’re here to ruin your weekend
    Go to the profile of Victor Yocco, PhD
    Victor Yocco, PhD
    Oct 1, 2024
    Useful Things Netflix Should Be Asking Me Instead of “Are You Still Watching?”

    Useful Things Netflix Should Be Asking Me Instead of “Are You Still Watching?”

    Things like “have you made a decision about Guardianship of your children yet?”
    Go to the profile of Georgina Christofi
    Georgina Christofi
    Sep 27, 2024
    Eight Things I’ve Googled on Behalf of My Nine-Year-Old

    Eight Things I’ve Googled on Behalf of My Nine-Year-Old

    Mostly about sex, death, and why I suck, to be honest
    Go to the profile of Victor Yocco, PhD
    Victor Yocco, PhD
    Sep 10, 2024
    Way More Force Than Excessive

    Way More Force Than Excessive

    A 90s action flop receives a hilariously titled sequel, and I ponder what could have been had it developed into a full-blown franchise
    Go to the profile of Dara Naraghi
    Dara Naraghi
    Sep 4, 2024
    Things I Might Do With the Time I Save Not Putting My Shopping Cart Back

    Things I Might Do With the Time I Save Not Putting My Shopping Cart Back

    If you must know
    Go to the profile of Jennifer Haubrich
    Jennifer Haubrich
    Sep 3, 2024
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