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Dating Profile of a Guy Who Prunes Trees Next to Power Lines
Dating Profile of a Guy Who Prunes Trees Next to Power Lines
Save the cats! Kill a tree!
Emily DeFreitas
Mar 20
Sick Burns From My Toddler
Sick Burns From My Toddler
Baby insults can be brutal
Amarie Skrzyp
Jan 11
AI Roadtrip Companion That Sounds Just Like Your Dad
AI Roadtrip Companion That Sounds Just Like Your Dad
It knows just what to say on your drive
Jennifer Haubrich
Nov 7, 2024
Haunted Houses For The Modern Woman
Haunted Houses For The Modern Woman
Forget Pennywise and Jigsaw, these scenarios are truly horrifying
Stephanie D. Rondeau
Oct 31, 2024
I Am the Tone of Your Voice When You Say Bingo
I Am the Tone of Your Voice When You Say Bingo
I am better than you — you know it, I know it
Jim Mercurio
Oct 29, 2024
Dear Room 703: Yes, Our Family Has Checked in to Room 803
Dear Room 703: Yes, Our Family Has Checked in to Room 803
We’re here to ruin your weekend
Victor Yocco, PhD
Oct 1, 2024
Useful Things Netflix Should Be Asking Me Instead of “Are You Still Watching?”
Useful Things Netflix Should Be Asking Me Instead of “Are You Still Watching?”
Things like “have you made a decision about Guardianship of your children yet?”
Georgina Christofi
Sep 27, 2024
Eight Things I’ve Googled on Behalf of My Nine-Year-Old
Eight Things I’ve Googled on Behalf of My Nine-Year-Old
Mostly about sex, death, and why I suck, to be honest
Victor Yocco, PhD
Sep 10, 2024
Way More Force Than Excessive
Way More Force Than Excessive
A 90s action flop receives a hilariously titled sequel, and I ponder what could have been had it developed into a full-blown franchise
Dara Naraghi
Sep 4, 2024
Things I Might Do With the Time I Save Not Putting My Shopping Cart Back
Things I Might Do With the Time I Save Not Putting My Shopping Cart Back
If you must know
Jennifer Haubrich
Sep 3, 2024
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