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Road Trip Into The Void: Lubec, Maine to Minnesota

Road Trip Into The Void: Lubec, Maine to Minnesota

Behold, the Shuid of Minnesota
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Robert Gowty
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Candace Owens Destroys Her Own Company Social Autopsy After It Exposed Her as a Cyberbully

Candace Owens Destroys Her Own Company Social Autopsy After It Exposed Her as a Cyberbully

Truth Destroyer
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Ellie Salvaje
An Orange Worm is Trying to Eat the Big Apple, and Phil Wants Out!

An Orange Worm is Trying to Eat the Big Apple, and Phil Wants Out!

A Phil Spud adventure? Nope, just some things he did
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J. Crispin-Ripley
How Not to Do a Substack Video

How Not to Do a Substack Video

Lessons in broadcasting
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Philip Ogley
How to Become an Incompetent Chef

How to Become an Incompetent Chef

The complete guide to working in a restaurant kitchen
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Philip Ogley
Cuz That’s What Billionaires Do

Cuz That’s What Billionaires Do

Happy Birthday to the 100th Musketeer
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Ann James
Road Trip into the Void: Onward to Lubec, Maine

Road Trip into the Void: Onward to Lubec, Maine

The chaos continues.
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Robert Gowty
I Criticized Elon Musk and a Hater Called Me a Girl. Is That Fair to Females?

I Criticized Elon Musk and a Hater Called Me a Girl. Is That Fair t...

Or, is being called a girl a closeted compliment?
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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
My Dead Family Tree

My Dead Family Tree

A brief history of my departed family
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Philip Ogley
Elon Musk Attempts to Be Added to Signal Group Chat by Begging Pete Hegseth to Adopt Him

Elon Musk Attempts to Be Added to Signal Group Chat by Begging Pete...

Daddy Fool
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Ellie Salvaje
All the Shit I Should Do Today

All the Shit I Should Do Today

I’m replacing “should” with “won’t”
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A.J. Cralle (she, her)
Articles that end in ‘Here’s Why’ are condescending

Articles that end in ‘Here’s Why’ are condescending

Here’s why
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Clark Pascoe
Road Trip into the Void: Chateaugay to Woburn, Quebec

Road Trip into the Void: Chateaugay to Woburn, Quebec

A Surreal Road Trip across the USA, and some of Canada.
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Ann James
Restaurant Service — An Evolution of Lifestyle

Restaurant Service — An Evolution of Lifestyle

Nothing tells you more about civilisation than what and how we eat
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Uvebruce
Write Drunk, Edit Drunk — Save the Hangover For Later

Write Drunk, Edit Drunk — Save the Hangover For Later

How to beat the curse of overthinking
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Philip Ogley
Answers to All the Questions You Never Had About the Australian Federal Election 2025

Answers to All the Questions You Never Had About the Australian Fed...

Just like the US election, only more boring
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Nichola Scurry
How Ditching Social Media Made My Life Better

How Ditching Social Media Made My Life Better

The story ends when you stop turning the page
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Paul S. Marshall
Post Apostalism

Post Apostalism

An Easter saga
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Uzi Landsmann
Easter: What a Weird Time of Year

Easter: What a Weird Time of Year

Memories of poor-quality chocolate and camping trips in the rain
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Philip Ogley
I Was Basically Ariel, Fight Me

I Was Basically Ariel, Fight Me

The blurring of fact and fiction in my delusions of oceanic grandeur
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Abby Paradis
Why You Should Be Watching Yellowjackets (and It’s a Perfect Time To Start)

Why You Should Be Watching Yellowjackets (and It’s a Perfect Time T...

A spoiler-free educational zone
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John Corten
Road Trip into the Void: Lowville to Chateaugay, NY.

Road Trip into the Void: Lowville to Chateaugay, NY.

A Surreal Road Trip across the USA, and maybe Canada, if they let us in.
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Robert Gowty
Why Do We Waste So Much Time

Why Do We Waste So Much Time

Another day up in smoke
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Philip Ogley
Pitfalls of Using Pitfall Synonyms

Pitfalls of Using Pitfall Synonyms

I’ve got too much time on my hands. You’ll see.
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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
You Have Reached Your Destination

You Have Reached Your Destination

Image by Author
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Johnnie Burger
They’re Going to Tase My Girlfriend

They’re Going to Tase My Girlfriend

We can’t wait
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Oscar Rhea
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