Finding Out My Ancestry

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My mom is a really sentimental person, and she’s always telling stories about what things were like back when I was a baby. But the last story she told me went way too far.

“When you were a baby, you ate a hamster,” she said.

I just looked at her.

“Yeah, I know right,” she continued, giggling, “that’s what my face looked like when I saw it happen.”