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“Please leave…”

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How I Transformed Maru’s Email Game (And Can Do the Same for You)

I had a knack for sending sales emails that sound just like you would write them.

Jun 30

A fantasy setting featuring an elderly, wise-looking wizard reminiscent of Gandalf from “The Lord of the Rings.” The wizard has long white hair and a beard, pointed ears, and is dressed in a blue robe with intricate details. He is writing or drawing with a glowing quill at a wooden desk, surrounded by ethereal, floating lights. The background includes a large, ancient tree and a mystical ambiance, enhancing the magical atmosphere.

Jun 30

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How you offered an obviously crappy job?

You said it was bad.

Jun 30

a married couple working from home. The man, with a beard, is focused on his laptop, while the pregnant woman beside him is also working on her laptop. They appear to be in a cozy home office setting, with a bookshelf, potted plants, and a window with a scenic mountain view in the background. Warm lighting from a desk lamp adds a soft glow to the scene.

Jun 30

naii.io - Alexander Kluge

Seen a BAD job ad on Indeed? Me, too. But this one was a masterclass in copywriting.

Don’t worry about it being German, explanation coming up:

Jun 27

Seen a BAD job ad on Indeed? Me, too. But this one was a masterclass in copywriting.

Jun 27

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“Why didn’t you send your daily email?”

I knew it sounded weird.

Jun 27

A young man with blonde hair, glasses, and a beard, sitting at a desk in a cozy, warmly lit room. He is intently focused on his laptop, with a serious expression and his chin resting on his hand. The setting includes a glowing desk lamp, a cup, and a background with soft, ambient lighting that creates a calm, studious atmosphere.

Jun 27

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“This is not a Post… It is a billboard message to be put outside of all the managers and clients…

Is what creative writer Shashank Pitkar said in response to what I shared a month ago:

Jun 26

A dynamic scene of a man in a suit running on a pathway that seems to be suspended high above the clouds. The sky is filled with dramatic orange and pink hues as if during sunrise or sunset. The man’s red tie flutters in the wind, and he appears determined, with mountains visible in the background, suggesting a journey or mission.

Jun 26

naii.io - Alexander Kluge

How Pulp Fiction (1994) glued you to the screen… a tiny analysis

Seen Pulp Fiction? It was a masterclass in jumping right into the action because they skipped the backstory.

Jun 26

A futuristic diner scene with vibrant, neon colors reminiscent of a McDonald’s color scheme. A person in a space suit with a white helmet and red visor is seated at a booth. The table is filled with large, colorful burgers, and the diner interior is decorated with bright orange and pink accents, giving a retro-futuristic vibe.

Jun 26

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“Forget it. It’s too risky. I’m through doing that shit.”

That’s how Pulp Fiction (1994) threw you right into the action in the opening scene. No fluff, just BAM — you’re in it.

Jun 23

A vibrant, stylized paper-cut art scene shows three silhouetted figures standing atop a hill, with a large, bright, flame-like shape rising behind them. Surrounding the scene are tall, abstract trees in shades of orange and purple, set against a dark blue sky. Hot air balloons and stars are scattered in the sky, adding a whimsical touch. The landscape features layered, wavy patterns in warm colors, creating a dynamic and dramatic atmosphere.

Jun 23

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You are boring… when you write flat sentences like:

“The man sat down in the chair.”

Jun 23

A young man with brown hair sits in an orange chair, looking slightly anxious. Next to him, an older man with a blue beard and glasses leans forward angrily, fists clenched. The older man wears a red vest and yellow shirt. Jagged paper shapes are scattered around them, suggesting tension and conflict. The scene is crafted in a colorful, cartoon-like, paper-cut style.

Jun 23

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Something was off. It’s been a rough day.

My nose was like Niagara Falls. Tears were racing down my cheeks. Sitting on a park bench, headphones in, trying to block out the world…

Jun 23

Stylized, paper-cut art scene featuring a person sitting on a wooden park bench. The figure is wearing headphones and a tracksuit, rendered in a minimalistic, faceless manner. Surrounding the bench are intricately designed trees and plants with layers of paper-like textures in shades of teal, white, and beige. Large leaves and raindrop shapes enhance the background, creating a serene, abstract nature setting. A feeling whimsy and tranquility, emphasizing peacefulness of the moment and sadness.

Jun 23

naii.io - Alexander Kluge

You didn’t NEED tools to write.

You could have gone old-school with pen and paper, which is what I had done for a few weeks in the 90-day CopyHour copywriting course by…

Jun 19

A large, modern office space filled with numerous employees sitting at desks. The central focus is on one person seated in a prominent chair facing a large, semi-transparent screen displaying text. The scene is bathed in warm sunlight streaming through expansive windows, giving the room a bright, airy atmosphere. The city skyline is visible through the windows, adding to the contemporary feel of the workspace.

Jun 19

“Please leave…”

The only hand-written letter on the internet.

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