Legendary Woman Avoids Prison By Showing Her Boobs to the Jury
If the tits are legit, the jury will acquit!
The time is Ancient Greece and the crime is blasphemy. Renowned courtesan Phryne is dragged to the courthouse and forced to fight for her life. How will this prostitute defend herself for committing a capital crime?
By stripping down and asking the all male jury, if they are prepared to destroy this: her beautiful, buoyant breasts in the name of justice.
The Wealthiest Woman in Greece
Phryne was born in the third century BCE. Despite growing up poor, she rose in status to become one of the wealthiest women in Ancient Greece.
To give you an idea of just how rich Phryne was, we turn to Alexander the Great. Phryne was a powerful business woman by the time Alexander started his war with the Persian Empire. In 335 BCE, Alexander’s army demolished her beloved city of Thebes in his quest for global domination. When the conquerer left, Phryne offered to pay to rebuild the city’s walls.
Phryne’s birth and financial abundance are two facts we can confirm about her life— everything else is not just legend, it’s legendary.
Phryne was sought out for her beauty. When famed sculptor Praxiteles created the…
