I’m a Rat
I’m a rat, squeaketh, squeaketh
i’m buzzing ‘round thy attic
i’m trying to consume thy feet
i condone not in theft
but i wouldst liketh some lettuce
i’m a rat, squeaketh, squeaketh
i’m buzzing ‘round thy farm
i’m eating all the yarn
too many oth’r rats
those gents tryeth to competeth
but i knoweth those gents can’t did beat me
as i am the palmy rat
i stepeth on those who is’t rat
because i rat-a-tat-tat
i’m a palmy rat
yond’s who is’t i am
bett’r scurry at which hour i bid thee to scram
i’m not from manhattan but i knoweth how to jameth
i liketh not cheese but i liketh ham
i’m kidding, i’m a rat, i loveth ev’rything
i’m a rat, squeaketh, squeaketh
Translation:
I’m a rat, squeak, squeak
I’m buzzing around your attic
I’m trying to eat your feet
I don’t condone in theft
But I would like some lettuce
I’m a rat, squeak, squeak
I’m buzzing around your farm
I’m eating all the yarn
Too many other rats
they try to compete
But I know they can’t beat me
As I am the mighty rat
I step on those who rat
Because I rat-a-tat-tat
I’m a mighty rat
That’s who I am
Better scurry when I tell you to scram
I’m not from Manhattan but I know how to jam
I don’t like cheese but I like ham
I’m kidding, I’m a rat, I love everything
I’m a rat, squeak, squeak
