To write a script that's sure to please,

There are some tricks you ought to seize.

First, make your characters unique;

They'll keep audiences on their seat.

A Barbenheimer template can help

Ensure each scene packs quite a yelp.

With goals and conflict set in place,

Your story won't be a waste.

But don't forget the dialogue too!

It should feel natural, not like glue.

For when it flows just right along,

You'll have an audience who throngs!

When revising is what you do,

Cut out the scenes that won't accrue

And focus on visual display -

That way your script will truly slay.

So go ahead and take these tips

From comedy down to apocalypse.

Write with flair, humor and heart;

Then sit back as production starts!