FICTIONAL POETRY OR LAZY FLATULENCE

My New Monetizing Side Gig on Medium

I’ll game your pub name

Will Hull
Rainbow Salad
Published in
3 min readNov 9, 2021

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Blank billboard for sale / Photo by author

A fool’s game

After a year of writing on Medium, I’ve finally found my side hustle.
I think it’s genius enough to become my main hustle.
Everyone’s trying to find an angle, a way to fleece Al, to jack the system.
Write more, write better, write a rant.
A fool’s game.

Billboards, like Pubs, may be old school
But money’s to be made, if you find the right tool
It’s just a game
Maybe too lame
Is holding other writers to ransom just a bit cruel?

Pub Names

I’m not going to waste my time writing essays, stories or limericks any more.
I’m going to write just one or two words: Pub Names
I’ll create empty Pubs. Give them clever SEO names. Throw the doors open on Medium. Then I’ll sell them to you, the highest bidder.

You want a pub for your writing?
One that draws the fans and makes you money?

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