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New Evidence Suggests Jesus Will Return As a Mother

The Good Book doesn’t lie

In a startling turn, the Vatican is reconsidering its widely-held views. Scholars have been pouring over documents and testimony from mothers everywhere, as a reinterpretation of the Bible proves enlightening.

“We do not deny that maybe the Bible was misinterpreted,” Cardinal Pat whispered. Cardinal Pat has…

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