Pear Tree Parodies …
… need more dogs
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2 min readDec 4, 2021
On the 12th day of Christmas my true love sent to me …
12 Dachshunds digging,
11 Pit Bulls peeing,
10 Labs a-leaping,
9 Dalmatians dancing,
8 Mutts a-moulting,
7 Spaniels swimming,
6 Greyhounds Gazing,
5 Gordon Setters,
4 Border Collies,
3 Fox Hounds,
2 Cute Corgis,
And a poooo-dle in a pear tree!
A ‘stupid poetry’ challenge cannot go unaccepted. No.
From Krystal Mossbarger comes this pear tree parody, complete with kangaroo — natch.
So I’ve tagged in some people, too, because, you know — unparalleled parodies penned by poetic peeps are peerless:
Dave Logan, Penny Grubb, Pierce McIntyre, Penelope Mayfield, Amanda Wilson, Carlos Garbiras, Squeeze the Avocado, Asterion, yesnodunno…
