Chaff not the Hound
I have one task to do, you see, my meal at day’s end is impacted
The warmth of the stew and the gravy entailed all depends on the role I have acted.
So if I offend with my hackles raised up, and your poor little babe becomes frightened
Please know it is nothing of personal ends, just a security post I must tighten.
For standing on guard is an honor we dogs never take lightly or with half heart
And chasing the hoodlum and invader away is on this stage a quite decent part.
Believe me I’ve seen hounds with far poorer station; I’ve seen them wear much harsher fetter.
A friend I yapped at just a morning ago had seen an old mate chasing biscuits in a sweater!