Corey Feldman, natch

Corey Feldman, Aging Martian Diplomat

The spaceport is flooded with screaming fans
Who dream a little dream, don’t you know?
They all want a piece of the ambassador from Mars
On this grand journey put on for show

The crowd cheers him on as he leaves the spacecraft
They surge forward, and things get a bit hairy
He walks down the runway into a strange land
And takes flowers from a girl named Mary

He speed off into the night as the women cry out
The air car, it’s gone in no time flat
The females disperse and secretly pine for
Corey Feldman, aging Martian diplomat