It’s hair. It’s there. It’s everywhere!

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With apologies to Dr. Seuss…

Everywhere I see your hair.

It’s here. It’s there. It’s everywhere

…your hair!

Even on the stair.

I declare, your hair is everywhere!

And by extension,

I even mean your extensions.

I swear

if a clump should form a stump

inside our bathroom drain

I will not restrain

myself

from handing you the plunger

And watch you strain

as you refrain

from screaming

My hair! It’s here. It’s there. It’s everywhere…

my hair

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